Groucho MarxA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
About This Quote
This is a quote about the importance of communication. The speaker is saying that he wants another person to go out and buy a child to help out the speaker with his point. The reason why this one is so funny is because it makes so much sense. If someone was able to understand what the speaker was saying, they could go out and buy an actual child to help them understand what they were trying to say.
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